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I came across this note written by my fellow Lawyer Mr. Albert Litor who is currently in practise in Kuching, Sarawak. What do you think?

Amendment to O 92 RHC1980

Honourable & Learned Friends, please take note of the new amendment to the RHC, taking effect since the 9th day of November of this year, vi-a-vis:-

COURTS OF JUDICATURE ACT 1964
RULES OF THE HIGH COURT (AMENDMENT) 2009

In exercise of the powers conferred by section 17 of the Courts of Judicature Act 1964 [Act 91] and with the consent of the High Court in Malaya and of the High Court in Sabah and Sarawak, the Rules Committee makes the following rules:

Citation

1. These rules may be cited as the Rules of the High Court (Amendment) 2009.

Amendment of Order 92

2. The Rules of the High Court 1980 [P.U. (A) 50/80] are amended by inserting after Order 92 rule 4 the following rules:

5. Practice directions for boys respecting use of toilet.

(1) Be like dad and not like sis, save where you shit, lift the lid before you piss.

(2) Except where the context otherwise requires, references to a boy shall be construed strictly as to refer to only a male homo sapiens sapiens by nature endowed with the male sexual organ and by nature, culture and practical needs necessarily urinate in the standing up posture but shall exclude simians, mutants and former boys and/or all such persons equipped with the male sexual organ and/or urinating mechanism but by art or by mistake and/or by design and at liberty chooses or had chosen to be like sis.

Proposed 28 February, 2003
(JK/MP 322; PN(PU) 106/2/IV)